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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:03
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
share office space ...
No way
If it weren't for your ult, which group would be your ult?
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
James Webb Detects Never-Before-Seen Molecule on Scorching Exoplanet - The Daily Galaxy
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
What is the most eccentric thing you own? How did you get it?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The President Is Dead (In Helldivers 2) - Kotaku
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
The AI Backlash Keeps Growing Stronger - WIRED
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks